Seen: August 12th, 2008
Format: Theater
Rating: 7
I wanted to see this film.
The appeal is simply visceral.
Angelina Jolie: I just like looking at her. The fact she can act is a bonus. Mo like James McAvoy, so there seems to be something here if your tastes run thataway as well.
Action: lots of it. Most of it thoroughly over the top and so far removed from believability that I just don't care. There's some fantastic gags here and unlike some of the latest Bruckheimer dreck, they're actually fun. They make you shake your head, say "no way" all with a big fat grin on your face.
Yes, there's plot too. Also ridiculous and far removed from reality, but again: fun. Suspend your disbelief for a few hours, take what the expose to you as gospel and watch the sparks fly. Its not Shakespeare, or at least Richard III Shakespeare, but I'd bet he'd have had a good time as well.
You're not going to remember this film. It may take a month, it may take a few years, but eventually it'll fade from your memory. That just fine, this isn't cinema, this is a flick. Its for letting you escape for a few hours. Its for having fun and reliving with your friends. Its just a good bit of escapist fantasy.
And there's nothing wrong with that.
The Bad: Morgan Freeman. Love him in this step out.
The Ugly: What goes around, come around